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An emotional return to super fitness is expected next weekend in Little Island as Team Gavin prepare for the first race of the new year! Gavin's comeback has been immense! Having shed the Christmas baby fat and curbed the party lifestyle the leggy rugby star's conditioning has improved nanometrically! Speaking from his own private gym in Blarney Castle he seemed primed for action if not a little cocky, "I expect to win at everything, its all i know an' im gonna take it all, twenty twelve baby, Gavvy's gonna eat ya up!!" Across the city his TG counterpart has been rumoured to be doing some severe training of his own and is on target for going to the 2020 Olympics in Azerbaijan albeit as a spectator! Such high levels of motivation are hard matched and it is expected that this will be the biggest face off between the dental undergrad arch rivals to date! In other news a waxing night is being organised in the Star for the last week of January and it is hoped that all the hairy fellas wandering in and out of the boys locker room will volunteer their legs and chests for denudation to raise much needed funding for the outreachers! Volunteers should make themselves known to Captain Kaelen or any one of the team. Applicants with hairy tongue will not be considered! For those not sure about going along and need some encouragement, the long John Bernard Spillane will be there and his legs will have no hair! Good man JB!
