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| TG/2: calm before the storm |
The whereabouts of TG cannot be officially confirmed but it has been reported that following UCC's humbling 23-6 defeat to Cork Constitution in the Crowley Cup the college collossus often referred to as the Blarney Blonde has gone into rehab at a swiss chalet in an alpine ski resort! UCC's physical and spiritual coaching mentor expressed his disappointment at the number 15s preparation for the game, "His idea of circuit training is falling in and out of every gin mill in town wearing a santa hat, the silly old wasp!" Meanwhile it has been mooted that the other half of Team Gavin has been spending up to 23 hours a day in an oxygen chamber following a traumatic end to a boxing day road race near kinsale earlier this week! Before going underground he remarked after the event, "everything was going fine, i was 2 and a half miles in and all of a sudden i thought i was being ambushed! it felt like i was shot in the knee and then again in the shoulder! basically i have fast tracked myself into old age...i feel like i'm in my thirties!". Further details of the events can be found here and here!
