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| Table Quiz: It will be a gross injustice if you dont go! |
At 11:01am I was greeted by Lucy Lots-of-Money Walsh standing in the rain and laiden down with the weight of the world, a big ball of wonga and a wodge of smudged table quiz questions outside Bank of Ireland in Wilton. With Orna No-Show Collins too busy changing the timing belt on her car with her mum ahead of a pending NCT exam we headed in to meet the bank manager like a couple of newlyweds! Having joined the wrong queue initially we were eventually ushered to a smart-casually dressed young man with a distinct fragrance of Benson and Hedges Gold Cut called Alan. Alan answered all our questions promptly with new questions of his own and so the process of setting up a bank account for Dental Outreach quickly escalated to a code red emergency forcing him to avail of some hard earned cigarette breaks prior to closing the deal! When all was eventually ironed out an account was finally set up in both our names as we were neither a registered charity nor a club. At this point Lucy looked like she was about to request that we set up a club account but as Alan reached for his ciggies she declined as there was an exciting lecture on fixed appliances about to start at the DLT!! With well over 2 Big G's now lodged, planning for the Table Quiz on Tuesday became more of a pleasure than a chore. With the picture round, music round and dingbats
(see picture) round in the bag its now just a matter of ironing out the topical knowledge round which may or may not include questions involving the number of amalgam restorations placed by Niamh Coffey into the head of an unnamed flame haired, UCC footballing genius from Castlegregory that answers to the nickname 'JB Spillane'. So if you're not out on the Lash Gordon on Tuesday night why not turn up at The Star with 3 friends and a biro at 7:30pm!
