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| Murf: Posing for snaps with TG superfans in Ballycotton today |
Accident prone Gafwyn Lionel Nugent last night suffered a cruel blow to his chances of ever running competively again following a string of consecutive injuries that hamper his involvement in the teams progress. The latest setback however saw him complaining of some rather acute refered pain in his temporal lobes following an assault on his liver in the aftermath of UCC's historic Fitzgibbon Cup win in Cork last night! The attack was described as completely unprovoked and uncalled for by his running-weary teamster from the plush village of Glasheen and meant that yet again only one half of Team Gavin made it to the starting line this afternoon for the now world-famous Ballycotton 10 mile road race in East Cork. "He was happy enough to run after the bus last Saturday night when it was destined for a house party in Victoria Cross", sneered the exhausted TG lone star after crossing the line in an anything-but-swift seventy seven minutes. At this stage it looks like a marathon is very much in doubt for the UCC rugby team's blonde bonster unless some serious issues are kicked to touch! Having missed the last two meetings, the amalgam carving genius from the woodlands of Coolflugh stated that its too early in the game to be worrying about small wins. "I haven't converted on the last two tries but thats not to say that I wont be winning at the breakdown in June", he smirked as he washed down a few solpadols with a bacardi breezer and half a silk cut purple!
In other news it has been reported that a golf classic will be held in Muskerry Golf Club on Friday the 13th of April to raise loads of cash for the Outreach team! Licking her lips at the thought of it Lucy Cashpoint Walsh remarked that its going to be a great day out and not to think too much into the date. "At 150 smackers a team ur luck is bound to change for the better!" she lilted. Good thinking Lucy, good thinking!
