Sunday, 13 November 2011

11-11-11 mystery unfolded as HSE race results are printed on the internet

In a fortnight bespooked by mystery, nightmare realms and the prospect of 11-11-11 falling on what was to be afterwards known as Black Friday group 4.4 hankered on about their business in a cautious fashion as another college week came to a close! 'Looking back it was obvious' shrugged Gavin as he sipped away at his black coffee with milk in the kitchen of his Coolim guesthouse at Coolflugh somewhere in rural Ireland! 'it was like we were under a spell, i mean Tom wouldn't shut up about it!'. He was referring to the date where bloggers threatened forums of broadband internet all over the web with grim foresights of facebook fire sales and other abominations of doomish gloom! 'My ID blocks wouldnt work or anything' he recounted before admitting administering 19 cartridges of lignospan in an attempt to save face in front of his colleagues. 'I couldnt figure it out there was enough there to keep him from feeling anything for weeks like!'. In fact black friday was to play a part in many of the lives of group 4.4! Aileen Foley couldnt account for a critical 5 minutes of Friday morning earning her a VP for being late for Ortho while rappin' RJ Sobti sweared to God, and he sounded like he meant it, that he couldnt find his way from the boys locker room to the post grad clinic! Mr Murphy's interest in the date 11-11-11 could be interpreted by his fear of the number 1! I mean he has never won anything for flip sake and to add insult to injury the HSE road race authority decided to publish details of last sundays race on the world wide web only to list him as finisher number 111. Rattled!!!